Featuring Ashens insane fictional search for a piece of electronic tat for the fabled Game Child, accompanied by fan favourite Chef Excellence (a human version, not the bloody puppet), and together they try to overcome the odds – and all common sense – to lay our hands on the fabled Game Child, an old handheld video game. But a shadowy figure, aided by my irritating nemesis, wants the game for their own dastardly ends. Written by Anonymous
Ashens and the Quest for the Gamechild
Ashens embarks on a quest to find the legendary and elusive piece of electronic tat known as the GameChild.